Senjougahara Hitagi | Monogatari Series: Second Season Quotes

Monogatari Series: Second Season: To have something you detest is about as important as having something you love. Yet you accept everything that comes in your way. Because if you like anything and everything, they all end up being the same thing in the end.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: Those who get fooled are partially at fault.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: A fake with more power than the real thing is more dangerous than the real thing.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?Copy Quote

Koyomimonogatari: In romance, you tend to end up looking for someone who resembles you.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: If I fail to make my every-minute reports, a gang of 5,000 brutes will attack your whole family.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: In our society, letting others find out that you're a nice person is a very risky move. It's extremely likely that someone would take advantage of that.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: Unfortunately, a psychotic virgin, starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set eyes on you.Copy Quote

Bakemonogatari: Kindness can sometime translate to hostility.Copy Quote