Kyon | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: *thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something.Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: *to Haruhi* Are you a moron?Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: ...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!Copy Quote

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.Copy Quote